Ladies Please.....

I can't hold my tounge any longer. Ladies, ladies, ladies, please stop the insanity! The sun is out and so are those stupid oversized sunglasses. Look at the picture below. That's reason enough not to wear these damn things. They should tack an extra 60 days on Paris' sentence just for wearing those silly glasses. Most guys do not find them cute and unless you are Lenny Kravitiz's drummer or Jackie O, you most likely can't pull them off, so just say no. I know it's hard, every mall in America is selling them these these days, but just try and stay away!
Same note to all the guys out there with motorcycles, Harleys and rice rockets alike. Reving your engine to redline at a stoplight doesn't prove how cool you are nor does it make ladies want to suck your dick it just makes people like me want to clothesline you as you pass by. I swear to God it's not out of jealousy, it's because I'm embarrased for you. There are a bunch of nimrods in my neighborhood that are doing this all night long.